May 2013
zosowiththemosto:
milkpunk:
yapped:
jankyass:
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift...
honestly, some of the sexiest things about a guy is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired, the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face when he knows he’s done something good, and the protective instincts he has when it comes to his girl
ohdickins:
littl-ebird:
laviesanspeur:
lightly-living:
iam-livingdeadgirl:
nevvzealand:
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
...
multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
breadstiks:
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
being a girl is really fucking expensive
clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
dicksplit:
first day of kindergarten
my hobbies include pausing nicki minaj videos
drunktrophywife:
you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
